Join Vlili today!

[Sage fest]

About Us: 

Basically we hang around forums reliving our glory days when teams like G unit, or Lavish didn't dominate us. We're currently working on a website, once in a blue moon we'll get together go "deep" wildy pking lure some random noob and claim he's a part of some other squad we loath. Also we like to post tier 3rd rate shit hybridding videos killing randoms while our team mates pat each others on the back. We also like to use outdated british slang, so come join our mandem, bruv or we'll gut you and your nan. 

 

Rules: 

Must have skype, discord if possible. 

Must have at least 10-50 kills (Funpk kills count). 

Must be able to trash talk (Basically our main weapon)

Must not care about your team mates (Kicking them from the clan when it suits you, or scamming them). 

Must give us 10k pkt to join. 

 

How to Join: 

We'd prefer it if you were white (We're not racists or anything unless you are then welcome!)

Fluant engrish grammer. 

Must have tons of alts and be ready to engage in an never ending fuck of a flame festival. 

You must call this thread retarded or gay, but silently understand the sarcasm and banter behind it while nodding begrudgingly.

Application:
 
Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit:
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread:
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)
What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) 

 

Ranks:

Go fuck yourself General: 

Why the fuck are you still reading Captain: 

Suck my dick Lieutenant: 

Bunch of other ranks. 

Then this is you the complete retard who's money we took to join.

Just kidding we value you so less this is your actual rank, complete shitter. 

 

 

Our fucking members whos names shouldn't be remembered over a random, try to rhyme their names: 

Pkmafia8 (Leader of G-Unit, basically my clan as well now) - Go fuck yourself General. 

Castial (Proxy leader for Lavish) - Suck my dick Lieutenant. 

Persona - Complete Shitter. 

Genj - Suck my dick Lietenant (Defected from copy cat clan with a similar name like ours)

Hatcx - Promoted to mentally handicap (As per by request). 

P O - Guy follows me apparently so Bunch of other ranks. 

Ml Gudi -Complete shitter.

Fred123 - Semi retard whos 10k fee we waived. 

Kregu - Complete shitter.

Fake hall  (Phd in bridding (Inferior to Krust, and lavish alike), main strong suit talking shit)- Why the fuck are you still reading Captain.

Hopia (Token Mexican friend)- Suck my dick Lieutenant. 

Gaylord  (This yute our friend posted a thread full of 2015 kps god bless)- Suck my dick Lieutenant 

Krust (more like rusty) - Go fuck yourself General.

Folley - Go fuck yourself General (Consistently has a thread about him weekly our beloved general)

Boobs - I'd rather not end up abused. 

Matt (Can't read) - Complete shitter. 

Edited May 11, 2017 by Sage fest

[ml gudi]

i'll drop you a rep i got a laugh out of it this was fun to read

[fred123]

this made me die in laughter lmfao

[Sage fest]

5 minutes ago, ml gudi said:

i'll drop you a rep i got a laugh out of it this was fun to read

 

2 minutes ago, fred123 said:

this made me die in laughter lmfao

You guys will go far in our clan. I'm so touched by your comments I'll waive the 10k pkt. 

[fred123]

1 minute ago, Sage fest said:

 

You guys will go far in our clan. I'm so touched by your comments I'll waive the 10k pkt. 

lol where do i sign up

[Sage fest]

1 minute ago, fred123 said:

lol where do i sign up

Application:
 
Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit:
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread:
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)
What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) 

 

Oh my god, it's like you skimmed the thread and only slightly gave a shit. I'm so proud of you right now you moved up a rank without even doing anything this comment is shy of being perfect all you had to do was blame a lavish member for your life being fucked up. 

Edited May 8, 2017 by Sage fest

[Hatcx]

@Team Villi

[Sage fest]

5 minutes ago, Hatcx said:

@Team Villi

? We're team Vlili not team Villi, if you think I was making a dig at their similar sounding clan (Clearly they're copy cats), you're mistaken. They'd have to be relevant for me to do such a thing, not saying they aren't relevant. I'm sure they're relevant to some people...like the unconditional love of a mother? just not on roatpkz. 

 

Edited May 8, 2017 by Sage fest

[Hatcx]

This is jokes LOOL 

[sophia]

LOOOL

[Hatcx]

Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: Pakilover911
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: bout 10 mins ago
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it): Got like 11 kills on minecraft bro
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect) longer than the hairs on your mole cunt
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't) 

Basically Raja is my father irl

What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) 

I am joining so I can stop getting slapped by seeks and sneakrs multi clans bc they are really good 

[Sage fest]

8 minutes ago, Hatcx said:

Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: Pakilover911
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: bout 10 mins ago
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it): Got like 11 kills on minecraft bro
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect) longer than the hairs on your mole cunt
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't) 

Basically Raja is my father irl

What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) 

I am joining so I can stop getting slapped by seeks and sneakrs multi clans bc they are really good 

I'll probably accept you, I've gotta ask my team mates what they think. 

 

LOL JK I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM. 

5 minutes ago, P o said:

Application:
 
Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: Villiiifanboi
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: i follow you, so i got a notification
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it): i have so many that my pc crashes every time i open kp folder, so i cant show you.
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect) been playing since there were only 2 mods and ags was spawnable
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't) ok
What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) i can call people "nigger" when we are in a fall in

I literally only read the magic words you follow me. 
 

Accepted with a capital V. 

[Sage fest]

6 minutes ago, P o said:

ty 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

I'm headed to bed so for now I'm allowing you to accept or decline applications. If I see that you've successfully ruined this clan well congratulations, you may or may not be promoted. 

That being said I'll wish you a good night.

Go fuck yourself. 

Edited May 8, 2017 by Sage fest

[Alt]

Useless thread without a point.

On good terms with only a few Villi members, but I'll still confirm that they are (and have been for a very long time) the only clan who've been dominating on Roat Pkz since the start of their clan.

Acting like you don't care for their clan, yet you spent time making this thread.

 

[Sage fest]

2 minutes ago, Alt said:

Useless thread without a point.

On good terms with only a few Villi members, but I'll still confirm that they are (and have been for a very long time) the only clan who've been dominating on Roat Pkz since the start of their clan.

Acting like you don't care for their clan, yet you spent time making this thread.

 

Not even a shred of sarcasm or anything remotely funny in your post, if there was you'd completely understand the point of this topic. However this is all I got from you. 

Shit even Hector understood/posted appropriately, google the definition of banter. 

[SmokeyMontana]

6 minutes ago, Sage fest said:

Not even a shred of sarcasm or anything remotely funny in your post, if there was you'd completely understand the point of this topic. However this is all I got from you. 

Shit even Hector understood/posted appropriately, google the definition of banter. 

allow their dick riding pupet loool the post was funny gj 

[Alt]

50 minutes ago, SmokeyMontana said:

allow their dick riding pupet loool the post was funny gj 

Oh yeah, once it's me speaking the truth, I'm a dickrider, but otherway around then it's one of your little bitch fanboys it's just "#squad"? 

Useless clown 

59 minutes ago, Sage fest said:

Not even a shred of sarcasm or anything remotely funny in your post, if there was you'd completely understand the point of this topic. However this is all I got from you. 

Shit even Hector understood/posted appropriately, google the definition of banter. 

get off ur alt LMFAO

[Persona]

Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: 77tandoori
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: idk lamo
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it): 100000000
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect) 7 yrs
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)
What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously)  i love curry

[genj]

Application:
 
Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: øøøøææææ112233

Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: yes

Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):

ok

Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)

same

Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)

What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously)

most complete roatz pkr in The world

 

Edited May 8, 2017 by genj

[Sage fest]

6 hours ago, Persona said:

Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: 77tandoori
Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: idk lamo
Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it): 100000000
Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect) 7 yrs
Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)
What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously)  i love curry

Curry lovers are always accepted. 

5 hours ago, genj said:

Application:
 
Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: øøøøææææ112233

Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread: yes

Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):

ok

Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)

same

Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)

What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously)

most complete roatz pkr in The world

 

I may have to decline, ty for application. 

 

Accepted! 

[Hatcx]

@Sage fest Plz promote my rank to "Mentally handicapped" Thanks 

[Sage fest]

4 minutes ago, Hatcx said:

@Sage fest Plz promote my rank to "Mentally handicapped" Thanks 

Sure thing! 

[Sage fest]

3 minutes ago, Jag E Svensk said:

fucking retards lmao..

Yes, yes we know you'll fit right in now my good sir you have to remember to use the application next time. 

[Hatcx]

17 minutes ago, Jag E Svensk said:

fucking retards lmao..

Declined, this may sound odd but you are on a whole new level of retarded honestly you in our team would make us look like geniuses and we can't have that sorry.

[Sage fest]

12 minutes ago, Hatcx said:

Declined, this may sound odd but you are on a whole new level of retarded honestly you in our team would make us look like geniuses and we can't have that sorry.

 

Aect leik her betr den us will ull b, we iz bst clen uf rutpkz ok? 

 

Edit: Sheesh no need to delete your comment, stick by your statement my man it's all love here. I mean other then the fact we hate you and hate everyone including each other and ourselves. Also the word "ourselves" such a funny word, how about the word word? let's not even go there. 

Edited May 8, 2017 by Sage fest

[Matt]

Where do I sign up 

[Sage fest]

15 minutes ago, Matt said:

Where do I sign up 

Mate the fact that you can't read qualifies you for this clan, grats you're in! we'll start you at the bottom though. 

[Matt]

7 minutes ago, Sage fest said:

Mate the fact that you can't read qualifies you for this clan, grats you're in! we'll start you at the bottom though. 

Nah I don't start at bottom I start at top I'm best in game no joke 

Edited May 9, 2017 by Matt

[Sage fest]

2 minutes ago, Matt said:

Nah I don't start at bottom I start at top I'm best in game no joke 

Mate, in this clan the bottom is the top! 

(If you don't mind +1 the original post, 1 more till hot I believe.) 

Edited May 9, 2017 by Sage fest

[Matt]

Just now, Sage fest said:

Mate, in this clan the bottom is the top! 

When do I get my gmaul and ags, I was told I need to be a gmauler or I can't join the trips 

[Sage fest]

Just now, Matt said:

When do I get my gmaul and ags, I was told I need to be a gmauler or I can't join the trips 

Re-read the comment you quoted. 

Also, for those you have to join our pk sessions we hand them out for trips. 

[Matt]

21 minutes ago, Sage fest said:

Re-read the comment you quoted. 

Also, for those you have to join our pk sessions we hand them out for trips. 

Ok I bs team mates for there gmaul 2 and then leave cc : D 

[Sage fest]

It has come to my attention that a respected envoy from the esteemed G Unit clan leader, Pkmafia8 has asked me to join our clan today. I proposed to him that we should merge. 

https://gyazo.com/c4b2e45b779f186025c0de88d360abe6 

Either way as of this date 5/11/2017 we are the biggest and most feared clan of roatpkz to date, I asked Pkmafia earlier to bring me the head of the one that they call "Chris" dragonboyson the guy with the letters in his name or w/e. 

Today our ally and friend has delivered. 

http://prnt.sc/f6s9z5 

 

Edited May 11, 2017 by Sage fest

[Castial]

Team Lavish representative here, we would like to merge with you guys as well or join. 

 

 

[Kihfan55]

10 minutes ago, Castial said:

Team Lavish representative here, we would like to merge with you guys as well or join. 

 

 

U made this post hiding on ur alt but 

 

[Castial]

7 minutes ago, Kihfan55 said:

U made this post hiding on ur alt but 

 

That's a little embarrassing for you  that's from February months ago, it's super irrelevant but not as irrelevant as some random dying to a 36 whip. Not to mention I got all the way to level 1 with your whole clan 5+ people on me, and still managed to tank till the end. Try again. 

 

 

13 seconds for anyone who doesn't want to watch this yute trying to flash or fail to brew. 

Edited May 11, 2017 by Castial

[farouk]

4 minutes ago, Castial said:

tank till the end

U didnt tank but died. Idk why u would run through multi instead of calling someone for box or w.e

[Castial]

7 minutes ago, farouk said:

U didnt tank but died. Idk why u would run through multi instead of calling someone for box or w.e

"Till the end" or hell even till lvl 1, I hadn't played in years that day when I logged in, so I checked out easts bad timing innit. 

Edited May 11, 2017 by Castial

[Kihfan55]

1 hour ago, farouk said:

U didnt tank but died. Idk why u would run through multi instead of calling someone for box or w.e

He's a complete random who doesn't even pk, posted the vid bcus he's talking about clanning but his 1st time pking we killed him for max ;p

[Castial]

30 minutes ago, Kihfan55 said:

He's a complete random who doesn't even pk, posted the vid bcus he's talking about clanning but his 1st time pking we killed him for max ;p

Right, 36 whip death, and I'm the random. 

[Sage fest]

After months of dominating this game, closing down the fake Villi clan, having the dream team (members above), it is sadly time to close this clan. 

[i always run]

+1