Roatpkz Slangs 2021

[zite]

Post all the Roatpkz slangs you know and ill update the list when im bored. 

I'll go first with some popular slangs and their meaning:

1) Ks amk = love your mother

2) mmvgo = respect everyone 

3) Ks a5tk smhrota = something about an egyptian having a mental breakdown

4) Zite is Your Daddy = self-explanatory 

5) Dog money = Joirk 2

6) Qwertyuiop1 = most popular autistic arab in the whole damn universe

7) Update loc? = gretar too busy recoloring customs to put a down payment on his next mansion

8) First thing that pops up in your mind when u think about RWT = South America 

9) #fm is a mating call among gay people to find other gays (credit: fruitiest)

10) "OMG YOUTUBERS/SMOOTHIE RNG RIGGED GAME BRO!!!" 

11) "this game is dying" = 500+ players online, most active wilderness and clan activity 

12) "this server has no updates lmao it's dog shit" = 10+ years in development, no reset, one of a kind, every pvp servers try to emulate but fail miserably due to low IQ and lack of creativity. 

13) "Hook me ags" = popular arab slang after they finish their 30 prayers a day w/ the homies then go home watch xnxx and beg for ags

14) Nigga with the Hard "er" = im an ethug online but too big of a pussy to say it irl

15) "Fuck this server im uninstalling. bye!" = log in 30 mins later cutting trees to rebuild bank and "hook me ags"

16) "Im going to DDOS you i have your IP" = empty threat. most ISPs provide dynamic IP not static, so all you have to do is reboot your modem (LMAO) or just play using VPN. If you live in a third world country with a static IP, I highly recommend not downloading ratted games and get your personal info stolen by thailand hackers, which will likely end up distributed on the dark web = you're fucked GG. 

17) "Fuck you hope your nans get cancer" = uncontrolled anger issues, which is what Roatpkz is all about - it's basically a cheap therapy treatment or pseudo mental asylum for the most toxic individuals to release their anger = a "cathartic release" (if you're educated you will understand)

18) "I'm going to find you IRL and beat your ass" = overweight/obese individual who is deficient in vitamin D and jacks off 3-5 times a day to tentacle porn. 

19) "Bro i didn't real world trade it was my brother sharing same IP, Computer, and account" = nigga u lying LOL

20) "I just banned an arab from my cc" = you just banned half your clan chat because they all share the same IP and MAC address playing at a local coffee shop. 

21) "Omg i need a good cc so I can leech shooting star, but then get kicked and bsed shortly after due to terrible KDR" = Swab cc 

22) "5 mins pk a week w/ the best single pkers in RSPS/OSRS" = Ratgang cc

23) "Barrages in dhides w/ 30 phoenix necklaces in inventory" = Fumigatorss cc

24) "i can't wait for the monthly Clan Cup" = Gretar paying rent for one of the homies 

25) "bro can i kill you for daily tasks" = LOL no comment 

Administrative Staff Review:

- Gretar = Talks too much 

- Smackd = wannabe gangsta, overrated 

- Jblind = decent nher, but anyone can be a God with 0 ms ping 

- Fantastic = this nigga should run for president 

- Legend = not much known about him, most likely a pedo

- Rag Bot v1 = hide yo kids hide yo wife and especially hide your tbow 

 

 

 

Edited August 13, 2021 by zite

[Adrian OuT]

AHhAH this was so good laughed af part 2 :D?

@Gretar unajil mother fucker

[Fruitiest]

thanks for citing your sources with #9

[Niye]

ks amk zite ❤️

 

[1 slap]

This should be pinned in the guide section