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Yoobs

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Hi everyone,

Me and @Kihfan55 recently spoke to one of the most retarded members of RoatPKZ and found out that he wasn't actually brain dead he just had an awful childhood and that made us think that there is a lot of people on RoatPKZ that are like this with deep rooted childhood issues, and i feel like me and Dr. Spy could make a big difference and actually help some people on RoatPKZ solving their mental problems. Post below if you would like a session with me and Dr. Spy and we will be able to fit a session in with you asap.

*Please note all information shared with us will be kept in doctor and patient confidentiality.

People we are interested in helping
@Craig
@Xbrzh
@Same Sea
@Masta J
@Dr4g0nb0ys0n
@Sativa seeds
@SmokeyMontana
@King Lee
@raja kredre
@Slime Patrol
@Parb
@Rock1 - Suggested by our previous patient

 

 

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King Falador Newbie

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11 hours ago, T J said:

id like to schedule an appointment ffs lousy customer service

Please join the roatpkz teamspeak  ts.roatpkz.com:8422 

Please wait for one of our Doctors to scedule an appointment with you shortly. 

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9 hours ago, T J said:

id like to schedule an appointment ffs lousy customer service

Yes you badlyyyyyyyy need it just contact me or Dr @Kihfan55 and we will be able to help you!

8 hours ago, King Lee said:

if u think i need help ur fucking lost u delusional weaboo

Denial is just one of the stages Lee you are clearly the delusional one.

7 hours ago, Xbrzh said:

tf is an uneducated American gonna do for me?

Hes very educated actually and we will be able to help get to the bottom of all your mental illness, and i feel like you have a lot of deep rooted issues after Leah it could really benefit you by talking about them let me know when you can attend an appointment.

6 hours ago, Dr4g0nb0ys0n said:

Dr Spy I Need ur help bro iam always losing staking at d::duel and i want a cure at winning X D

Dr Spy and me feel like we need an urgent appointment with you just let us know when you are free.

4 hours ago, J J said:

Doesn't Killian need therapy himself ;) he shot himself in the knee with an arrow 2k15. Never forgotten 

JJ you need major therapy so contact us when you are free for a session also.

10 minutes ago, Beez said:

Major drug addict

Buys drugs with bitcoins online

Please see @Yoobs asap.

We have dealt with a major drug addict already with one of our RoatPKZ patients and i feel like we could help @nickcallan out if he is free to talk at anytime.

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32 minutes ago, Yoobs said:

Yes you badlyyyyyyyy need it just contact me or Dr @Kihfan55 and we will be able to help you!

Denial is just one of the stages Lee you are clearly the delusional one.

Hes very educated actually and we will be able to help get to the bottom of all your mental illness, and i feel like you have a lot of deep rooted issues after Leah it could really benefit you by talking about them let me know when you can attend an appointment.

Dr Spy and me feel like we need an urgent appointment with you just let us know when you are free.

JJ you need major therapy so contact us when you are free for a session also.

We have dealt with a major drug addict already with one of our RoatPKZ patients and i feel like we could help @nickcallan out if he is free to talk at anytime.

After waking up this morning I can see people haven't taken kindly to seeking out help for their issues ;l luckily we are here

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King Falador Newbie

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Guys this is a serious matter don't take this as a joke. they are offering free services for you guys.

Please Join The RoatPkz Teamspeak and wait in the lobby for one of our Doctors.

ts.roatpkz.com:8422 

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Kihfan55 Newbie

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1 minute ago, Beez said:

When should i expect a 50 minute video of King Beez's staking addiction - summary on the roatpkz forums?

doctor patient confidentiality. we will never release a patients file as we are good doctors

Beez Newbie

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Just now, Kihfan55 said:

doctor patient confidentiality. we will never release a patients file as we are good doctors

I am currently chucking 600m as we speak.. :(

You didn't cure me

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7 minutes ago, Kihfan55 said:

Sorry we both had to leave mid session :/ when yoobs gets on this evening we will speak again!

Yeah we had to deal with a patient whom got loose and was out terrorizing the neighborhood and Beez was not fully cooperating in the session he seemed very distant.

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King Falador Newbie

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1 minute ago, Yoobs said:

Yeah we had to deal with a patient whom got loose and was out terrorizing the neighborhood and Beez was not fully cooperating in the session he seemed very distant.

yoobs please help my friend beez he is a staking addict. :(

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2 hours ago, Yoobs said:

Yes you badlyyyyyyyy need it just contact me or Dr @Kihfan55 and we will be able to help you!

Denial is just one of the stages Lee you are clearly the delusional one.

Hes very educated actually and we will be able to help get to the bottom of all your mental illness, and i feel like you have a lot of deep rooted issues after Leah it could really benefit you by talking about them let me know when you can attend an appointment.

Dr Spy and me feel like we need an urgent appointment with you just let us know when you are free.

JJ you need major therapy so contact us when you are free for a session also.

We have dealt with a major drug addict already with one of our RoatPKZ patients and i feel like we could help @nickcallan out if he is free to talk at anytime.

Come chat to skorm the financial advisor, will stop you from spending all your irl money for staff on and rsps, pm me if interested 

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1 hour ago, desert ship said:

Everytime my gf asks me to have sex with her i become nevous and walk away, wut i need 2do? Plz keep it secrect 

We only do auditory therapy sessions so you will need to contact either Dr. Yoobs or myself to set something up

3 minutes ago, Xbrzh said:

Come chat to skorm the financial advisor, will stop you from spending all your irl money for staff on and rsps, pm me if interested 

Skorm doesn't have a Master's degree or a therapy license as Yoobs and I do so his word doesn't mean much ;l

Yoobs and I would love to speak to you about your IRL issues to find the cause of your hysterical intellectual problems

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1 hour ago, Kihfan55 said:

We only do auditory therapy sessions so you will need to contact either Dr. Yoobs or myself to set something up

Thanks doctor.

Can you cure my friend @J J? Hes obssesed about me and its annoying me..

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7 hours ago, Its Kyle said:

Dr.Spy and Dr.Yoobs could you fix my nsing problem ive been nsing for 400 hours 11minutes and 53 seconds straight I am really addicted to nsing

i can help you with that. 

all you have to do is shut down your computer/laptop its plain and simple and you go outside and think about life.

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