Gossip Girl RPKZ

#7 Monkey Madness pt.1 (thanks @Ahmash) Sometimes people never learn from their mistakes. They got caught in a web of their own lies and start to feel confused and let the madness inside them consume them to the point where they become so delusional they actually think that their lies are true. Yes Craig, as you asked for, I have taken the time to write another post on you. As we all know you love being talked about. To keep this post even easier for your simplistic delusional pathological liar of a mind set that you are in. Craig the Duper Ok Craig the amount of people that have come up to me and inboxed me asking me to expose you for this. ‘yeah, Tom and I find dupes, we duped the shit out of nrpk and I found half the dupes on roat.’ No craig, no. You have never done any of these. You even paid Gretar for your ‘king’ tag in game with vouchers! So before you lie atleast have some evidence to back it up. Most your customs that you show and claim to belong to you are actually Toms :). ‘Craig the DDoser’ Craig, stories have been told of a time where you’d get peoples skype to DDoS them. In the 4 and a half years I have played this server. Not once have I ever seen you able to resolve an IP yourself. I understand that you would get people like Brandon to DDoS for you. But please do not take any credit. ‘Craig the PKER’ Craig walks around claiming he has a 1000 of kill pics on every player on the game and always threatens to post them. Craig, why have you never posted a single one? I would like to put this thread there so you realise your place in our society. Know that we end you when we want and will sort you out when we want. You are nothing to us and will never be anything to us. There has been evidence set that you used to boost your kills in various zones. How very sad. Pathetic. By the way; Thank you very much for the Divine. ‘Craig the ladys man’ After challenging me so bravely - craig has since deleted his facebook which exposed all his other lies from 1 - 100. its ok craig, next time you lie or next you think about activating - I will continue to destroy you. Like the fact that your first girlfriend was only this year :)! How you are members of an abstain from sex club on facebook for your local school! How you got caught out for faking a relationship with the girl you faked it with. How you paid a hooker from backpage not to sleep with but to actually speak with???? Oh dear I won’t go on. One more word from you - and the other 70% get’s released. Moral: Don’t ever fuck with GG. XOXO GG

Are you sure you would want me to do that?

#6 Lost City Good evening readers, today our story is about the infamous, heavy breathing ragger named after a vegetable. Cale. Cale got his kicks by ddosing one of our veteran members Legend also known as the dutch Justin Bieber until he was caught out and permanently banned from the game. Justice was served when one of our own messaged Cale's girlfriend and informed her of his behaviour in which she responded by dumping him. Cale didn't take this well and shaved off all the front of his hair which resulted in him having a horrendous mullet. Cale proceeded to try and claw his way back into her life but was shut down on numerous attempts but much like @Xbrzh, she refused to allow him back into her life. A desperate Cale tried to make many attempts to contact this girl but she didn't cave in, an emotional Cale attempted to take his own life after she blocked and deleted him from everything unfortunately he failed and lived. Now I know what you are thinking, can you even prove he shaved off his hair for a girl? Well you are right. I can prove this. Now before I do, I would just like to thank some of the staff team @John @Yoobs for sorting out the whole @SmokeyMontana (when he nearly took his own life after I exposed him so much to the brink he wanted to commit suicide), issue when he was trying to flame on my thread. I will be paying raw pkpt for anyone that sends me information about that whole crew. Without further delay; Cale don’t drink yourself silly it’s just a game. Please don’t hate me Cale, you are one of my five a day. Moral: Sometimes one can be lost in the city of love Inbox me for more stories. XOXO GG

Well done, you edited your name into capitals. More information about you has been leaked on PM. I wish you luck.

Ask him to let you log onto his forums account. I guarantee he received a sanction 20 mins ago for lying.

Why is smokey moderated for lying then

Still trying to blame it on other people. Guess you will never learn. You just got exposed by @nickcallan for lying about @John

Please refrain from uneducated flame on my posts; or you will be temporarily muted on the forums :).

Dear Smokey, if you believe you are smart by capitalising your name, I am VERY afraid you are mistaken. A quick search of Smokey Gang and look its only your profile that could ever possibly match. Now I have seen you made a post of Dillz? are you speaking on his behalf. If you are please let me know and I shall truly end him, but I will also try my best and wait for his response. xoxo GG

#5 Prince Ali’s Rescue Finally a story which A LOT of you have been requesting. Well earlier today I got a PM asking me to put someone in the frame. You know how people do things now a days. Lets stab people in the back - like when Serena and Nate copulated on the piano with Blaire watching. Well readers if you must know; I am Blair, I am not some Jenny that would sit around doing these little games. I play the bigger games. So when Smokey (no.1 youtuber) decided to PM me and get my Skype to expose someone but wanted to frame someone else. Not sure exactly who because he didn’t quite directly answer my question. I thought it would be a great idea to show him what I do to snakes. No, I know. I am not a judge what gives me the right to crucify Snakey980925? Well. I am Blair. So sit back, relax, grab some don and have a sip of it whilst you read the next few lines. The information in this post comes from FIVE different inboxes passing information and also Smokey directly contacting me via Skype. A few fun facts about smokey - his age is 15, he has to ask for his mothers permission to leave the house or even to play Roat Pkz. (I know what a Jenny). He has been bullied in the past and has a compulsive attachment disorder. Now for those of you who don’t know what that means well; It basically means that if he has attached to someone, he will push out everyone else in their life so that he is their sole player. Now we can all guess, yes thats right Bilal (more commonly known as shark boy) by the server has been claimed by choppa. Now Choppas PMs made me truly concerned for Bilal’s safety. He seems obsessive and quite frankly slightly desperate. So Bilal or Billy I am here to rescue you from the train wreck that you are heading towards. Just leave him well alone, or find out for yourself what will happen. Now I was unsure what I had to say about Dillz mum? is she a whore? or something? Upon speaking to others well it seems that she may have passed away but Dillz is also a compulsive ego boosting liar so who knows. Dillz if you pipe up on this thread just once, remember this I will completely and utterly pull of each of your limbs verbally till you need a wheelchair in real life :). Now I know your mother is not dead, so I would like to congratulate you in having bigger boobs than her. Moral: There are some real weirdos on the internet. XOXO GG. @SmokeyMontana @Dillzz @she rags EDIT: ALL IMAGES HAVE BEEN APPROVED AS OK BY STAFF - IF ANY STAFF WISHES TO CONTACT ME I WILL SHOW EVIDENCE OF THIS.

Please provide evidence of it being false. xoxo GG. I will retract statements in that case. SKYPE will be available if PM via forums exposure is too much.

#4 My Arm's Big Adventure Afternoon readers, another day another clown lying on Roat Pkz. I know what you’re thinking gossip girl your third post was already about the biggest compulsive liar of Roat Pkz. Well yes that is true, Craig tells the most lies. But the most sinister of lies comes from yet another mentally deranged ragger who goes by the name Codie. Now Codie has been caught out lying multiple times. Obviously everyone likes to big themselves up over the internet. You have dillz who claims to be a successful business man when in reality he is just …oh wait sorry readers that stories being published later today Back on topic: So according to my source, eggz or codie started lying at first to impress some of the younger 12-15 year old girls on Kik, who are just random suicidal 13 year old girls. So he claimed he was a body builder. Now one of the girls who seemed to be a bit brighter than the rest of the kik chat. She called codie out by asking him to Skype her! Codie did Skype her! However, to her surprise, to everyones surprise it was an obese 15 year old that was behind the camera. Codie later went onto a suicidal rage explaining how the pictures that were used were his brother who had recently died. He felt the need to lie about himself due to the fact ‘the pixels did not match his character profile in real life’. Now I know I shouldn’t really be doing this but, I guess, I am a little bit of a mare at times. The girl that caught him out was none other than Roat Pkz’s very own bike, Leah. Now Leah instead of exposing this to everyone did keep it a secret. She in turn asked Codie more about his life and promised to keep it a secret as long as Codie favoured her with sexual pleasure through the form of reading her 50 Shades of Grey quotes. Eventually the promised relationship between Codie and Leah fell through. Leah got exposed by Codie, so Leah in turn emptied all of Codies deepest and darkest secrets. These include how Codie infact apparently murdered his own brother by causing him to overdose and disconnecting the phone so that no-one could help. At this stage Codie had given up on life, his last message was - ‘I’m killing myself because you all are ****s.’ One year later he has returned. Now the true question about this story is - how does one return from a murder and suicide. Well I guess when you are in doubt and want to fit in, into the community - tell people you are a murderer Shout out to the anonymous poster for revealing this. Moral: Try not to lie, maybe go for some counselling. @am s1k ked @Xbrzh (sort your ex out!) @Craig (Liars rehab together?) xoxo G.G

Appreciate the feedback, my inbox is open to more and more stories. xoxo GG

#3 Romeo and Juliet Morning Roat Pkz, thanks for all of your PM’s in private. Another story exposing a big name for once. Less of the randoms, more of the juicy topics that you want to here. I understand that you all are questioning my information due to two monkeys above denying allegations, for this reason I will be solidifying all claims for the next few posts with evidence. I will keep the sources anonymous however. Let us begin, a tale of woe, tragedy and misery. The story involves are very own pathological liar of roat pkz, Mr. Craig. Now our source, I apologise for the nature of his grammar explains how Craig is a ‘bigman’. However did you know Craig has no friends on roatpkz ? Is this because he lies or is it because he has no friends he lies? Our sources explain that craig has pretended to have multiple girlfriends to hide the fact that he is actually a serious gamer playing roat pkz for customs, and pixels! One of the girls he was pretending to date even went to the extent to call him out over it on his Facebook wall. ( I will not post that here due to reasons of ::rules). Now we all know Craig hops onto more people’s dicks than Karl does. So it came as no surprise when after a humiliating backstab from his ‘friends’ in PH. That he went to lavish. Only to be humiliated by lavish’s very own #1 youtuber, Smokeymontana. Evidence of him being hated? Well see the images below. I would like to take this opportunity to say to Craig, listen on a game full of 15 year olds there is really no need to be a liar. There is no need to grab attention of friends or pay for friends with your pixels. Sources: Moral: Don’t lie or you will be sent to rehab. XOXO Gossip Girl

#2 Ictharin's Little Helper A story for the night submitted by another anonymous user of a roat pkz ragger who has been catfished! This of course is about JJ our very own ragger. The story was set in the year of 2014 December. JJ much like Arun needed advice on dating and finding girls that are not going to destroy them in real life. After much pain staking stalking and searching JJ found a young chick called Sara. With Arun and Karl and the whole approval of the squad - JJ pursed the chick making her his girlfriend All is fair in love and war - JJ managed to sustain a well loving relationship with this girl. But out of the blue she wanted to go Teddy bear shopping at build a bear. This rang NO alarm bells in JJ's head and he followed like the lost sheep that he is and continued to pay for her stuff. Hoping one day he would be able to get with her. JJ's friends on RPKZ (because he had no-one in real life due to the fact he stopped school and education to focus on his ragging career) harrassed the girl to find out she was actually 13! Oh dear JJ, I think you have learnt your lesson, the next time you find a little helper please make sure she is over the legal ages in your country. Which I believe is 18, luckily you just missed out a prison sentence :). Moral: Check two forms of identification @Xbrzh- @J J maybe follow eachothers dating advice. XOXO GG

Please send me any exposure on Smokey at PM - will pay 1k pkpt . He had tried to get me banned off the forums. You have met your match. xoxo GG.

Please stop spamming by quoting my messages - no quote needed. continue to do so - and the next story will be on you. xoxo GG.

#1 Cook’s Assistant Todays story is about one of our very own veteran roat pkz raggers - who goes by the name ‘Arun’ or more commonly known on these forums as XBRZH - now Arun does not follow conventional dating sites or applications such as tinder to find a match. He uses ::east a function created by Gretar - and once there he stumbled upon 80 pixels of pure love. Leah. To cut a long story short - Leah had sex chatted according to an anonymous source 5 roat pkz member and even met the anonymous source and had sex with him several times. Now after all of this Xbrzh doesn’t log out, he still continues and ends up dating the girl. Things seem to be going well, they both had successful jobs at Mcdonalds and would get home in time to rag. However Arun started noticing that Leah was getting awful close to the cook also who happened to be the manager of the Mcdonalds she was working at. Days would pass and Leah would receive extra training at his house - and ended up being his personal assistant. Soon after Arun realised that he was being cheated on by Leah who ended up sleeping with a ginger cross eyed disabled Ron Weasley. Moral of the Story: Don’t date at ::easts - Continue to send in your stories. XOXO GG Sometimes love gets even the best of us - keep your head up @Xbrzh

Hey Roat pkz, - Going to keep this nice and simple. You PM me what you want exposed - I post on this thread almost daily - you can contact me through various means if you are smart - Thread I hope to be locked by @Yoobs and I will update it daily - almost. Please follow rpkz rules when posting stuff - xoxo (why) GG