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  1. On 4/28/2022 at 2:44 AM, JBLIND said:

    Server Support - Nov 2016


    Moderator - Feb 2017


    Admin - Feb 2018

    Resigned and Demoted - April 2022

    Been a good 6 year run, less than 100 hours played in the last 12 months alone has lead to this coming sooner or later. Will still play here and there, cba to @ everyone, you know who you are
     

    Words can't express your impact, and friends/memories you made along the way, I'm disappointed in this new generation for not understanding what they lost as a community. I'll catch you in the Uk Jordy. 

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  2. Just now, Yoobs da king said:

    Taxi me doesnt mean im trying to kill him retard do you not, never mind i forgot u probs havent played rs, no clue was taxing is

    Getting defensive even though I agree with you, not listening to other people. Yeah fam you lost already.

  3. I don't really see the corruption here, you said taxi meaning not trying to kill Sarah. Meaning if used to teleport away to save yourself some walking distance, rather than not trying to die/lose valuable items/elo, then it should be w.e. Many upon many staff members have done the same thing fam. However, I happen to agree with you regardless Sarah should not have this power unless Gretar okayed it.

  4. On 9/19/2018 at 7:50 PM, Fruitiest said:

    A few days ago I was doing wilderness slayer. I got a task at hellhounds. I used my eternal gem to teleport to hellhounds. A half hour and 102 slayed hellhounds later, I made my way back to the slayer master, only to find that there was a spider web in the way. Being the careless fool that I am, I forgot a sharp object to slash the web. All of a sudden, out of the darkness that is the wilderness, I saw him. He was at least 6'4, with clear white skin and long blonde hair flowing down to his shoulders. I gawked at the masculine man, examining who he was. 1 Slap! The famed server support, or should I say... Sexy Support! He was geared from head to toe in expensive slaying gear. He noticed my gaze, and offered a smile that would melt any woman's heart. I crept up to him, noticing his toned chest being guarded by a fighter torso, his manly Nordic hair spewing out from his gear. I begin to ask "S-sir", but he knew what I needed. I needed a man, a gorgeous, pure blooded, conqueror of a man who could slice apart the web all while capturing my heart. He ran to the web, with the stamina of a man with 99 agility, and slashed the web apart in one attempt. His strength and accuracy made me blush. I thanked him awkwardly, and offered him some pkp tickets for helping me get back to Edgeville, but he declined. I should have known he was too humble to accept my money, but I wanted to show him that I was an independent woman who could make it on my own. Oh how awkward I felt asking him for help. I scurried through the web, and pulled the lever to get home. 

     

    Ever since that day, I knew I needed to repay the legend that is 1 Slap. But how? What did this man need that he did not already have? He had looks, wealth, strength, stamina, the whole kit and caboodle. After 72 hours of pondering, I came to my conclusion. Feedback. Yes, feedback. I decided to bust open a can of sugar free monster and chug the whole thing, absorbing the caffeine and taurine, which allowed me to put pen to paper and lust to literature. 

     

    Anyways, this is for @Gretar. Thank you for choosing such a an amazing man to fulfill the services for us Israelites. God bless you, and God bless people like 1 Slap.

     

     

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    Listen to his new/last album shits just next level. Went from fratboy rap back in the days to experimenting with different styles, while still doing his own thing man deserves more credit. 

  6. Competitiveness, average age of player like 7 and a half, cultural pot, learning English starting with curse words, unique environment of half a decade of brewing toxicity with staff being no better. With just a dash of elitist faggots, and clowning becoming a favorite past time regardless of who or what you bring to the table. 

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    Now in a joking spirit, I will commence you into our ways. 

    21 hours ago, Marley clan said:

    I’m way to old to be playing this game and I am fully aware that the average age range for people on this server is probably around 15 so anything that anyone says to me on here never bothers me.

    Marley Clan after sticking up for himself from some kid calling him a randy, then dying only to some lucky bs RNG claw spec, getting called a randy AGAIN as he sinks to the floor, with niggas crowded around hollering, then making a thread about how shit don't bother him. 

    22 hours ago, Marley clan said:

    so anything that anyone says to me on here never bothers me.

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