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Fruitiest

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  1. YO GUYS ITS YOUR BOY FRUITIEST HERE WITH AN OSRS BOND GIVEAWAY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS~!!!! LIKE THIS POST COMMENT A NUMBER 1-25 THE WINNER GETS A BOND proof winners announced wednesday
  2. learn how to post a video properly dont think ur hot shit for farming ks on no namers in welfare only people not totally randoms didnt die shit negro music 3/10
  3. support me on patreon i write fanfic for a living
  4. NO IS GOOD SONG GRETAR NEEDS TO HIRE SOME INDIANS FOR 3 DOLLARS AN HOUR
  5. WILL GRETAR BE ABLE TO INCLUDE PREVIOUS BOSS KC OR ONLY KC AFTER UODATE ALSO NIUCE PEPE THE FROG
  6. make boss kc hiscore so absol505 cc has something to brag about
  7. hey guys i didnt protect my account now i got hacked lost items u better gime items or i QUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. fuck the selverrrrrrr claned lost 450k bank me
  9. please make it 100% im a failure at everything and deserve it
  10. Hello staff i am mad at you guys i had an auto typer and clicker going that was teleporting me to random spots throughout the wilderness to die on an alt to try to get the most deaths in the game and then i went to football game it was a close game it was my brothers football game they won 17-14 was very fun to watch but when i got back my account was logged out and it say macban and im like fuck off i use a pc but then i realized that i now had a 3day mac ban and now i cant play for three days and i cba avoiding a macban like fabian or all the others so please unban me i am on multiple medications and i really cant cope without roatpkz i recently made some friends on roatpkz and i am not very good pker but i am pvmer and i like to pk with absol505 (peegang #1) i have money from birthday my gramama gave me money i donate to gretar when i get unban i also buy lee skin skins i am new otp lee sin main thank u for good update slayer is fun ok guys im sorry pls unban i knew i couldnt farm kills but i thought i could farm deaths i have like 1b from staking i rwted the rest already but i give moni for unban ty
  11. Loving the thumbnails. Consistent quality videos.
  12. someone already said aaron
  13. I'll write fanfic of you next if u arent careful
  14. A few days ago I was doing wilderness slayer. I got a task at hellhounds. I used my eternal gem to teleport to hellhounds. A half hour and 102 slayed hellhounds later, I made my way back to the slayer master, only to find that there was a spider web in the way. Being the careless fool that I am, I forgot a sharp object to slash the web. All of a sudden, out of the darkness that is the wilderness, I saw him. He was at least 6'4, with clear white skin and long blonde hair flowing down to his shoulders. I gawked at the masculine man, examining who he was. 1 Slap! The famed server support, or should I say... Sexy Support! He was geared from head to toe in expensive slaying gear. He noticed my gaze, and offered a smile that would melt any woman's heart. I crept up to him, noticing his toned chest being guarded by a fighter torso, his manly Nordic hair spewing out from his gear. I begin to ask "S-sir", but he knew what I needed. I needed a man, a gorgeous, pure blooded, conqueror of a man who could slice apart the web all while capturing my heart. He ran to the web, with the stamina of a man with 99 agility, and slashed the web apart in one attempt. His strength and accuracy made me blush. I thanked him awkwardly, and offered him some pkp tickets for helping me get back to Edgeville, but he declined. I should have known he was too humble to accept my money, but I wanted to show him that I was an independent woman who could make it on my own. Oh how awkward I felt asking him for help. I scurried through the web, and pulled the lever to get home. Ever since that day, I knew I needed to repay the legend that is 1 Slap. But how? What did this man need that he did not already have? He had looks, wealth, strength, stamina, the whole kit and caboodle. After 72 hours of pondering, I came to my conclusion. Feedback. Yes, feedback. I decided to bust open a can of sugar free monster and chug the whole thing, absorbing the caffeine and taurine, which allowed me to put pen to paper and lust to literature. Anyways, this is for @Gretar. Thank you for choosing such a an amazing man to fulfill the services for us Israelites. God bless you, and God bless people like 1 Slap.
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