Sage fest

Curry lovers are always accepted. I may have to decline, ty for application. Accepted!

Not even a shred of sarcasm or anything remotely funny in your post, if there was you'd completely understand the point of this topic. However this is all I got from you. Shit even Hector understood/posted appropriately, google the definition of banter.

I'm headed to bed so for now I'm allowing you to accept or decline applications. If I see that you've successfully ruined this clan well congratulations, you may or may not be promoted. That being said I'll wish you a good night. Go fuck yourself.

I'll probably accept you, I've gotta ask my team mates what they think. LOL JK I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM. I literally only read the magic words you follow me. Accepted with a capital V.

? We're team Vlili not team Villi, if you think I was making a dig at their similar sounding clan (Clearly they're copy cats), you're mistaken. They'd have to be relevant for me to do such a thing, not saying they aren't relevant. I'm sure they're relevant to some people...like the unconditional love of a mother? just not on roatpkz.

Application: Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit:Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread:Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) Oh my god, it's like you skimmed the thread and only slightly gave a shit. I'm so proud of you right now you moved up a rank without even doing anything this comment is shy of being perfect all you had to do was blame a lavish member for your life being fucked up.

You guys will go far in our clan. I'm so touched by your comments I'll waive the 10k pkt.

About Us: Basically we hang around forums reliving our glory days when teams like G unit, or Lavish didn't dominate us. We're currently working on a website, once in a blue moon we'll get together go "deep" wildy pking lure some random noob and claim he's a part of some other squad we loath. Also we like to post tier 3rd rate shit hybridding videos killing randoms while our team mates pat each others on the back. We also like to use outdated british slang, so come join our mandem, bruv or we'll gut you and your nan. Rules: Must have skype, discord if possible. Must have at least 10-50 kills (Funpk kills count). Must be able to trash talk (Basically our main weapon) Must not care about your team mates (Kicking them from the clan when it suits you, or scamming them). Must give us 10k pkt to join. How to Join: We'd prefer it if you were white (We're not racists or anything unless you are then welcome!) Fluant engrish grammer. Must have tons of alts and be ready to engage in an never ending fuck of a flame festival. You must call this thread retarded or gay, but silently understand the sarcasm and banter behind it while nodding begrudgingly. Application: Tell us your retarded Ign not we like give a shit: Where did you hear about this piece of shit thread:Total Kills (Show a bunch of kill pics from years back and post a thread about it):Playtime: (We think having a meaningless veteran rank gives us unearned respect)Tell us a bit about yourself (Please don't)What are your reasons for wanting to join and how will you contribute the clan?: (100pkt will give you a promotion seriously) Ranks: Go fuck yourself General: Why the fuck are you still reading Captain: Suck my dick Lieutenant: Bunch of other ranks. Then this is you the complete retard who's money we took to join. Just kidding we value you so less this is your actual rank, complete shitter. Our fucking members whos names shouldn't be remembered over a random, try to rhyme their names: Pkmafia8 (Leader of G-Unit, basically my clan as well now) - Go fuck yourself General. Castial (Proxy leader for Lavish) - Suck my dick Lieutenant. Persona - Complete Shitter. Genj - Suck my dick Lietenant (Defected from copy cat clan with a similar name like ours) Hatcx - Promoted to mentally handicap (As per by request). P O - Guy follows me apparently so Bunch of other ranks. Ml Gudi -Complete shitter. Fred123 - Semi retard whos 10k fee we waived. Kregu - Complete shitter. Fake hall (Phd in bridding (Inferior to Krust, and lavish alike), main strong suit talking shit)- Why the fuck are you still reading Captain. Hopia (Token Mexican friend)- Suck my dick Lieutenant. Gaylord (This yute our friend posted a thread full of 2015 kps god bless)- Suck my dick Lieutenant Krust (more like rusty) - Go fuck yourself General. Folley - Go fuck yourself General (Consistently has a thread about him weekly our beloved general) Boobs - I'd rather not end up abused. Matt (Can't read) - Complete shitter.

I See what you did there.

Congratulations my good sir, may you have exponentially more reputation in the foreseeable future.

I'm not fucking with that wildy ditch, great new client pking though.

Please don't compare VD with The Originals, one is a teen crap drama mixed with twilight vampires, the other is a master piece, full of ancient vampires within a power struggle for a city between allies, enemies, and family. The OA The 100 American Gods. Into the badlands. Banshee. Empire. Sense8.

Guess who just made my scamming tape.

@Smackd, don't let blind boy know (Not like he can read this), let's either scam the fucker, or lure him for max. Either way it'll get the point across that 1) He's a prick for punishing someone who had a momentarily lapse in judgement for receiving poor customer service, 2) He'll try to rage abuse, but we'll be all like scamming is allowed bro, you mad? and just for extra kicks we'll scam his sister as well.

Remain Frenchy my g, A+1 video.

This nigga basically said fuck all you pussy niggas, if you pipe up then show up ::risk, ::meth, ::east, shit we could do it at 44s oh lordy lord. /Thread.

How quaint.

??? special attack 100 clearly you must have abused a bug, I'm going to open a claim for my client ezpz punishment for you and he'll get a gbs obviously. We'll see you in Roatpkz court sir. Jokes aside good job, share i tbed.

Still bummed you didn't support my thread but your jubilant spirit has given me enough to give you a pass.

??? way to prove his point, also you were allowed to flame in the flame section not the spam section Mr Tupac, if I hear of any punishment on my client there will be a class action lawsuit.

Even if this won't distract me from the new client. Not that bad.

Sir, you're in violation of Forum rule 1, 2, and 4. Not to mention as a esteemed trusted member of this community the fact that you would mask levity with unbridled contempt for your fellow players is utterly horrendous. I may not be "jiggy" with the Roatpkz lingo yet, but as my fellow players would say. Fix up.