Diiaurei Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 The Theory of why @Fantastic is an arab. While Fantastic was walking down the street, he seemed to slow, noticing those narrowing eyes of them. Their black, somewhat shiny hair and dirty, mildly cut up clothing which seemed to glisten with the mud of a thousand suns. Fantastic couldn't quite distinguish their faces. Their turbans and their vitilego. They seemed diseased with the "Stealing disorder" Fantastic didn't quite want to mess with them, though their eyes. Their damned eyes. The alluring sense of damnation as he's stared down by what looks like the personification of a sewer rat. Fantastic seemed to know what they wanted, his feelings exploded, and so did he. The theory of everything, combined into a single paragraph. #FantasticIsAnArab. --------- The Every Day Story of @JBLIND I was once asleep, as you do. Eyes closed, contrasting to my legs after a furious session of masturbation, and a weird frustration to get up to get some food. All I wanted is my jar of "Miwacle wip." It was on the opposite side of the bedroom. The door barricading the way to my jar of that delicious good shit. I opened my eyes, taking my massive, and somewhat hairy hand up to my face to move my greasy black hair. Staggering, I pulled my weight up from the bed, it squeaked under my presence. I, nor the bed were ready for me to get up. The creaking got louder as I hear a snap. I wasn't particularly worried, "I never use this thing anyway" - I thought to myself. I get up, my 6 pack of fat slabs which were my stomach prolapsed under me as the house shakes under my feet. It felt good, feeling like a god. I sit down at my desk, onto my wooden trunk of a chair and rest my hand on my desk. I open Roat PKz and my day begins, once again. My 72 hour day of bridding and nh'ing. "I'm the best" I say to myself. "Nobody is better than me" "Fuck I want to fuck that chick, oh wait, I'm gay." I continue. This happened for 5 years straight until someone came. Someone who was blatantly better, smarter, stronger and about as fat, came along. His name? @nh tank. His name shrouded the server as he slowly rose to the top. "NH TANK" is god, they repeated. He whispers to himself, "Fucking arabs." as he drops you. My K/D falls to 0.4 and I place my mountain-like hands on my face. Tears roll down my face as I close the client. And that is the story of why @JBLIND is toxic to everyone, but is a moderately decent staff member. He's terrified of @nh tank 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I HATE IT Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Nice max set faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 10 minutes ago, I HATE IT said: Nice max set faggot Nice chem trails, faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smackd Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, I HATE IT said: Nice max set faggot Nice account freak 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obby Pls Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its Gorillas Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Make sure to check out @God Dildo‘s #boogiedownchallenge 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ban152 Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persona Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 freak no one read btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Persona said: freak no one read btw Thanks for the reply! No one read btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persona Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, Diiaurei said: Thanks for the reply! No one read btw. you clearly did if u copied exactly what i said and complimented my reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 Ddnt read but what is wrong w you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesfxye Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 7 hours ago, sophia said: Ddnt read but what is wrong w you Don’t lie, you tried but struggled rajanandez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Tesfxye said: Don’t lie, you tried but struggled rajanandez You right bigger man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 12 hours ago, sophia said: Ddnt read but what is wrong w you Didn't read? Then fuck off. It's done satirically for comedy - just a bit of fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoeriwada Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 You should write a book for autistic kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smackd Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 49 minutes ago, Yoeriwada said: You should write a book for autistic kids. You read it so there you go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoeriwada Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 50 minutes ago, Smackd said: You read it so there you go You got me there my guy. 50 minutes ago, Smackd said: You read it so there you go You got me there my guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 14 hours ago, Yoeriwada said: You got me there my guy. You got me there my guy. Touché Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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