Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 This is the story, of how a lowly peasant, now by the name of @Smackd earned his name upon the rats. There were gods once in the past. Mostly Norse and Greek which ruled the land, annihilating anything in their paths. @Smackd, the only person alive among the millions left who was strong enough to slay these gods and become a Campione. @Smackdran across streets of towns and begged for food from the city dwellers. They always replied with a "No, it's mine you filthy rat!" and he started to become unsure of himself. Before long he was scavenging out food from the bins and pickpocketing the rich who failed to check their pockets. He was a master at what he done. Soon, on that day, it was evening and @Smackd felt tired, the dew on the grass settling in and the dense air surrounding him grew thin. He stood from his poorly-made cardboard box and began walking towards the park. Suddenly, a bang. Not any trash-can falling over or a gun being shot to ward off the rats, but what sounded to be a meteorite slamming to the ground at immense speeds... repeatedly. He swiped his head to the right, a shine in his eye as he sprinted towards the sound. @Smackd knew somewhere in his mind that he was powerful. As he came up to the beast, a giant. It was @Ban152. His muscley body, giant forehead and fists of houses sheeted the area in a shadow. The atmosphere fell cold as @Smackdran up to the giant, preparing for a punch, but tripping over on a small rock, barely slapping the giant's toe. The giant flew a hundred miles, its leg ripping apart from the impact as parts fall from the sky, blood splatters the nearby two towns and as the villagers around him watch, "Woah, he totally Smack'd that giant." He was then on, called @Smackd to live on today, but now, too old to be called a Campione, as that is the past. Is now slapping cunts silly on an RSPS who think they're gods. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Dildo Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 jesus christ kys 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xex Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 10/10 would read again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, God Dildo said: jesus christ kys Thanks for the read! - and no, Jesus Christ was not a character while I was writing this, so you might want to re-read. 13 minutes ago, Xex said: 10/10 would read again You don't - if you did, then you would be reading instead of commenting, putting you in a loop of reading and years after, the superposition of you reading and commenting at the same time (_)_)::::::::::::::D~~~~~ ITS A ROCKET Edited April 14, 2018 by Diiaurei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umut Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) R u bored? Edited April 14, 2018 by Umut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Umut said: R u bored? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smackd Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Gf ban152 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBLIND Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 @Ban152 would slam @Smackd; @Xex make a vid and show this guy how it's done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoothie Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Stop 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Smoothie said: Stop reading, then if you don't like it. 1 hour ago, JBLIND said: @Ban152 would slam @Smackd; @Xex make a vid and show this guy how it's done I need proof of this please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tupac Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Smoothie said: Stop Hater @Ban152 is pinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 I wonder if @Ban152 is able to compete with @Smackd now that @Smackd is older? I think a competition is needed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyd Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 cringey fan neck it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Pyd said: cringey fan neck it Problem is I've got some for some other ones too. I write stories about retards equally. Chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xex Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 11 hours ago, JBLIND said: @Xex make a vid and show this guy how it's done I'm not a Youtuber, sorry mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ism0kepurp Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Diiaurei said: This is the story, of how a lowly peasant, now by the name of @Smackd earned his name upon the rats. There were gods once in the past. Mostly Norse and Greek which ruled the land, annihilating anything in their paths. @Smackd, the only person alive among the millions left who was strong enough to slay these gods and become a Campione. @Smackdran across streets of towns and begged for food from the city dwellers. They always replied with a "No, it's mine you filthy rat!" and he started to become unsure of himself. Before long he was scavenging out food from the bins and pickpocketing the rich who failed to check their pockets. He was a master at what he done. Soon, on that day, it was evening and @Smackd felt tired, the dew on the grass settling in and the dense air surrounding him grew thin. He stood from his poorly-made cardboard box and began walking towards the park. Suddenly, a bang. Not any trash-can falling over or a gun being shot to ward off the rats, but what sounded to be a meteorite slamming to the ground at immense speeds... repeatedly. He swiped his head to the right, a shine in his eye as he sprinted towards the sound. @Smackd knew somewhere in his mind that he was powerful. As he came up to the beast, a giant. It was @Ban152. His muscley body, giant forehead and fists of houses sheeted the area in a shadow. The atmosphere fell cold as @Smackdran up to the giant, preparing for a punch, but tripping over on a small rock, barely slapping the giant's toe. The giant flew a hundred miles, its leg ripping apart from the impact as parts fall from the sky, blood splatters the nearby two towns and as the villagers around him watch, "Woah, he totally Smack'd that giant." He was then on, called @Smackd to live on today, but now, too old to be called a Campione, as that is the past. Is now slapping cunts silly on an RSPS who think they're gods. He was actually originally a roatpkz ragger with me & now he's a bridnoob but I love him all the same.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, ism0kepurp said: He was actually originally a roatpkz ragger with me & now he's a bridnoob but I love him all the same.. Told you he was a peasant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ism0kepurp Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Just now, Diiaurei said: Told you he was a peasant! We're all peasants to this world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Just now, ism0kepurp said: We're all peasants to this world! Touché Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoobs da king Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Tempted to agree with you but on the other hand, he clearly got his name cause he gets smackd no issue http://prntscr.com/j5myxc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ban152 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 im dying irl lololol On 4/14/2018 at 8:25 PM, JBLIND said: @Ban152 would slam @Smackd; @Xex make a vid and show this guy how it's done ez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diiaurei Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Yoobs da king said: Tempted to agree with you but on the other hand, he clearly got his name cause he gets smackd no issue http://prntscr.com/j5myxc I read it in the bible and wanted to quote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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