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  2. Roat Pkz Awards Q4 2018

    in General Discussion

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    On 12/10/2018 at 8:41 AM, Fantastic said:

    - Most humorous - @Tui @Mike @Fruitiest @Andrew @Smackd @Gretar

    - Most Arab/foreign - @Gied4life the king @w00t w 0 0 t @Tesfxye

    - Shortest temper - @JBLIND 

    - Most helpful - @Fruitiest @A team @Ahmash

    - Best YouTuber - @Knasterd @Umut' edits

    - Best Hybrid - @JBLIND @Tupac @5Star_General @Smackd @seers10

    - Best Tribrid - @JBLIND Don't know who tribrids tbh.

    - Best Pure Nher - @King Arturia @JBLIND

    - Best Dher - @Ahmash

    - Most Retarded/Autistic - @Xex @Tui @mr meowge

    - Fastest Switcher - @JBLIND @Smackd

    - Most underatted Pker - @w00t w 0 0 t

    - Most Chill player - @Legend™ @PK Guy @Ahmash @Tui @Smackd @Andrew  @Mike

    - Nicest player - Me ofc. :loael:

    - Biggest Duel Rat - @Legend™ @Pyd @Elizathepat (2) @Gied4life

    -  PVM'er - @OP SHACKO @sophia @Same Sea Me

    - Player who thinks he's good but is Dog Shit - @mr meowge

    - The player you would want to see in Max Risk at EdgePvP - @roat santa brother !

    - Biggest Whale - @mr meowge 

    - Bank-stander/switcher - Me, @JBLIND @Gretar

    - Most Improved - @Gretar great updates my brother!!

    - Nerd - @Legend™ @OP SHACKO 

     

    These are the ones that came to mind. Sorry if I forgot any of my brothers! 💗

    Facts, mr meowge is definitely a whale.

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  6. Roat Pkz Updates - New Craw's Bow - Viggora's Chainmace - Client Timers & More!

    in In-Game Updates

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    35 minutes ago, zeplin99 said:

    1.no 2.no and fuckoff with chaotics roatz is a osrs server (REVISON 317) ever heard of which revision chaotics got added on ?.. revision 667 or 614 or 504 dont remember but not at 317 you drunk lmfao and donators have a fking zone to farm for hours ::dzone ever heard of it?.

    Can you ever reply to someone's comment without being a disrespectful 14 year old spaz? 

     

    Btw not gonna reply to your reply because you're completely irrelevant. Have a nice day. 

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  8. Hatcx Video Statement on ddosing allegations

    in Screenshots and Videos

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    On 10/19/2018 at 10:04 AM, zeplin99 said:

    oh do you want me to compare you with other rsps's or osrs? i just said the truth if the truth did hit you 2hard then you can say it?. :) no Problem with it i just said how it is but you probs never had probs with cops irl so meh you dont know it :( 

    You're literally 14, you're not even old enough to cross the street alone without a guardian, stop trying to be a thug.

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  13. video

    in Screenshots and Videos

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    6 hours ago, nh tank said:

    @i downy calling someone a downsyndrome hmmm... hows your dad doing btw? 

    Come up with something new, you sound like every other depressed 14 year old with alcoholic parents that plays roat. 

  15. Vet Request.

    in Veteran Requests

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Fantastic said:

    Don’t bother making Veteran request threads.

    John is no longer here, and Gretar is the only one with ACP access. There’s no one to hand out Forum ranks at the moment, other than @Gretar of course, but I highly doubt he wants to take care of rank requests, considering how much he already has on his plate on a daily basis.

    Changing a user’s membergroup doesn’t take much time to do, but you know Gretar.

    True ^^

  23. Feedback on 1 slap

    in Staff Feedback

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    On 9/19/2018 at 8:50 PM, Fruitiest said:

    A few days ago I was doing wilderness slayer. I got a task at hellhounds. I used my eternal gem to teleport to hellhounds. A half hour and 102 slayed hellhounds later, I made my way back to the slayer master, only to find that there was a spider web in the way. Being the careless fool that I am, I forgot a sharp object to slash the web. All of a sudden, out of the darkness that is the wilderness, I saw him. He was at least 6'4, with clear white skin and long blonde hair flowing down to his shoulders. I gawked at the masculine man, examining who he was. 1 Slap! The famed server support, or should I say... Sexy Support! He was geared from head to toe in expensive slaying gear. He noticed my gaze, and offered a smile that would melt any woman's heart. I crept up to him, noticing his toned chest being guarded by a fighter torso, his manly Nordic hair spewing out from his gear. I begin to ask "S-sir", but he knew what I needed. I needed a man, a gorgeous, pure blooded, conqueror of a man who could slice apart the web all while capturing my heart. He ran to the web, with the stamina of a man with 99 agility, and slashed the web apart in one attempt. His strength and accuracy made me blush. I thanked him awkwardly, and offered him some pkp tickets for helping me get back to Edgeville, but he declined. I should have known he was too humble to accept my money, but I wanted to show him that I was an independent woman who could make it on my own. Oh how awkward I felt asking him for help. I scurried through the web, and pulled the lever to get home. 

     

    Ever since that day, I knew I needed to repay the legend that is 1 Slap. But how? What did this man need that he did not already have? He had looks, wealth, strength, stamina, the whole kit and caboodle. After 72 hours of pondering, I came to my conclusion. Feedback. Yes, feedback. I decided to bust open a can of sugar free monster and chug the whole thing, absorbing the caffeine and taurine, which allowed me to put pen to paper and lust to literature. 

     

    Anyways, this is for @Gretar. Thank you for choosing such a an amazing man to fulfill the services for us Israelites. God bless you, and God bless people like 1 Slap.

     

     

    Amazing story! 

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